Female 37 years old Chesapeake, Virginia United States
Last Login: May 02 2024
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I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ~Gilda Radner
�If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.�
� Mark Twain
"To err is human, to forgive, canine."
This page is dedicated to my rottwieler Payne. I adopted him at a shelter when he was four years old. He was the most gentle, well-behaved, loving dog I ever had. At eight years old, he developed cancer and I had to put him down, his suffering was to much to bare. Even though I have since adopted an abandoned cat (Miss Kitty), I lovingly remember my boy every day. I miss you boy, I love you. This page is for you.
�I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.�
― Abraham Lincoln
Dear Dogs,
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to ! sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. Thanks in advance, April
